My Dearest Baby Hayden,
Your current eviction date of April 17th, 2010 has been set for the past 38+ weeks. In the past few months, I understand that you have become extrememly comfortable in your current dwelling. Unfortunately, I need to discuss some of the key points of your lease with you.
The 0430 dance parties were not discussed in your lease, and they've been doing damage to the walls (ribs, bladder, stomach).
The blockage of a numerous amount of pipes and the leaking of others has to be put to an end!
Also, as far as adding square footage to the dwelling, we discussed a reasonable addition. You have surpassed that by much more than we discussed.
I have prepared another home for you to reside, so don't let house hunting be the reason you stay. Should your eviction date come and pass, please not that I will use forceful measure measures to remove you. I would like for this transition to be as painless and quick as possible. Please don't make this any harder than it has to be.
Love,
Mommy
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I'd like to congratulate Chelise and Ronnie on the birth of their little guy Brody! He is absolutely adorable and has set the 'cute' bar way high for our little one!!!
